the-listening:

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

chameau-a-la-vanille:

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER OMG

meme-rage:

So this dick takes the best parking spot today

http://meme-rage.tumblr.com

meme-rage:

Purrception

http://meme-rage.tumblr.com

cinemasewer:

Beaverjuice (Las Vegas Video. 1992)

adelinquentheart:

nihlisticalchemist:

fauvette:

nihlisticalchemist:

This is me. Holding up a fake brick wall with my stoicism.

You are welcome.

You may now carry on your day as you see fit.

Move along citizen.

So this one time,
 we stumbled into an art studio, and a photographer grabbed Tom and made him pose before we even knew what was going on. I was amused as all hell.

And that brick wall was real. Dummy.

…… Apparently my blindness knows no bounds. It’s a good thing I’m pretty…  for now…

Oh hey there Tom.

Jesus you startled me man, didn’t see you there ;)

fauvette:

nihlisticalchemist:

This is me. Holding up a fake brick wall with my stoicism.

You are welcome.

You may now carry on your day as you see fit.

Move along citizen.

So this one time,
 we stumbled into an art studio, and a photographer grabbed Tom and made him pose before we even knew what was going on. I was amused as all hell.

And that brick wall was real. Dummy.

…… Apparently my blindness knows no bounds. It’s a good thing I’m pretty…  for now…

Patton Oswalt said a line

“I’m going to fill your hoohaa with Goof Juice”

Never hear that while eating rice. If you’re in fact eating rice right now I am sorry.